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“Oh. My. God… The boob growth enchantment actually worked!? I thought this spell book was just a joke! What am I going to do with these tits? They’re bigger than my head!!!”
I was just playing/fapping around and made this.I might animate it… who am I kidding?Gotta love it when girls can suck dick with their eyes. (insert Philippa Eilhart joke here)
ask-bryanfury: No fucking way. What the fuck just came out of his mouth? That’s some stupid joke! Like I would be interested in old people like Kazuya and his bitch. And I’m not lonely! Leave me alone! *snarls*…Okay, maybe I am. Just a little bit.
There’s a little boy in the 3rd grade class I help out with at Hebrew school. No joke, he is the cutest thing in the entire world. He looks just like this. I am convinced that he IS a polar bear.
boobgrowth: “Oh. My. God… The boob growth enchantment actually worked!? I thought this spell book was just a joke! What am I going to do with these tits? They’re bigger than my head!!!”
carryonmywaywardstirrup: endmerit: Remember that time Daleks and Cybermen had sass-off? THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVE SCENE FROM DOCTOR WHO EVER I AM NOT EVEN JOKING I AM SO GLAD SOMEONE MADE A POST OF IT I THINK ABOUT THIS MORE OFTEN THAN IS NORMAL UGH
grave-robber-from-outer-space: I am convinced this guy is playing one big joke on America. Like a political Borat. There is just no way he can be serious…right?
vegasbondage:No No Nannette !!!! You must lick front to back !!!! Girlie Readers: I am sorry for posting this horrid picture but Some how I just couldn’t resist making the butt wiping joke> Men readers : See girls have to wipe front to back
manuelmoncayo-diary: OrangeFlorian, 08.Nov.2014 There is no distance between your jokes and reality. My dreams get me paranoid, your dreams make you forget reality and reality is relative. I am puzzled about life, is just a phase.
littleblackchat: [I am Chat Noir and I approve this message.] I’M NOT ONLY SHIPPING TRASH, I’M ALSO PUN TRASH. And don’t take this too seriously, I mostly just wanted to make the joke lol. PS enjoy a chibi self portrait of me.
pearl-likes-pi:remember when Ruby and Sapphire just full on Kissed on screen front and center on TV? Anyways i just think about that a lot
batcii: psa if you ever meet me in real life I am really sorry for how much I swear like it’s really not a joke I have a mouth on me like a fuckin sailor and I can usually turn it off around adults but if you’re under thirty five I will likely throw
are-you-a-shelter: I am a fan of when a comedian uses his or her platform to not only tell a joke but just speak truth within the context of that joke.
pewtsu: god I hate this fucking show. I am just destroying myself, this started as a joke
seductive-cactus: vortisaurus:my dad just walked in, asked me “what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?” and leftnext-level dad joke.
ask-carla-jaeger: hornosex: eren did you just [[I WOULD THINK I WAS SICK OF ALL THIS HALF JOKES OF MARCO….BUT THIS….JUST EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS….THEIR FACES….I AM LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW….I CAN’T EVEN….]]
Kicking out at 2…even while he dreams
millionfish: So remember a while ago when I joked about making a caejose doujinshi?? Well it wasn’t a joke laughs even tho it’s just sketchily done in photoshop. If I may be blunt it’s all embarrassing yaoi so pls don’t look if that isn’t
tinyconfusion:i was jokingly thinking ‘this is just a ploy to get billie piper back’ and then i read THEY ALL JUST WANT BILLIE PIPER/ROSE TYLER BACK AND I AM HONESTLY LOSING IT SCOOBS 😂
I think the first thing you have to do to be a SU storyboarder is draw some hands. Like you gotta show you have a handle on hands, you gotta have that down. Because there’s so many hands, even more so than the normal amount of hands you got just by
tinycartridge: Picross 3D Round 2 out today ⊟ With a demo coming too! Do yourself a favor and play the demo if you’ve never played Picross 3D. If you have played Picross 3D, I’m sure you’re just crying uncontrollably in joy like I am. CRYING.
hellabrave: Today is George Weasley’s 36th birthday. Born 1st April 1978, every year since he lost his brother, this special day just hasn’t been the same. And that, my friends, is what you call the cruelest April Fool’s joke of all time.
actuallyclintbarton: are-you-a-shelter: I am a fan of when a comedian uses his or her platform to not only tell a joke but just speak truth within the context of that joke. aziz ansari is pretty fuckin dope about this shit, ngl
isthatwhatyoumint: accio-sirius: if i was a straight man i would be gay for zefron i fucking love zefron i am not joking or being ironic i just love him ALSO WHY DOES TAUTNER GET TO TOUCH HIS ASS AND I DON’T it’s cuz i’m not famous ISN’T IT
just-another-dream: out-there-on-the-maroon: cassandrabethloveyoutodeath: I just saw ghostbusters. I am literally sitting here stunned and amazed. There was not one fat joke. Not a single one. I was waiting in the theater braced the entire time for
studiousmedic: viktoriascombover: I wrote over 2600 words on my thesis today. No i am not joking or kidding. No I am not on any drugs or even caffeine. I just sat down and wrote. This is hands down the most productive day of my life. We will never see
I feel like I have this underlying desire to feel clever and intelligent. The idea of debates and having my wit tested, are appealing. On the other hand I am full of self doubt and I’m not sure I really have the mind for those sorts of things.
splitbricks: *passionately mumbling the snk op* “… nuh nuh nah nee no nuh nuh wa oh oh eh neh neh na na ne nuh—”
misscherry: meowlingquimm: butts-disease: johnisdollywood: I’m gonna throw my computer in the trash. god fucking dammit this is the gratest comic on the internet. you can all go home this is so stupid why am I laughing
johnimholmes: johnimholmes: i am about 85% sure that i just found the moose bible i am not even joking
teamfreekickass: The best friends in the world are the ones that forget that I am transgender and just pretend I am whatever gender I want to be. Like they make dick jokes with me and if I make one they don’t say “but you don’t really have one!”
ladynecro: my friend has black hair and the initials PM while her boyfriend has blonde hair and the initials AM and she told me that they joke that theyre ‘as different as night and day’ and i fell on the floor that shit was so adorable
stylishirish: stylishirish: “hey can we go in your room" "no" "why not" y’all thought this was a joke but this is an actual picture of my bedroom circa 2012 and i am not proud of it
jolyene: “you’re up early!” jokes on you i didn’t sleep at all and am in between energized and dying
rosebeaches:i am an idiot sometimes but sometimes i am an idiot to be funny you know? for the joke. and i want people to know the difference. sometimes my actions are purposeful. sometimes i think. i want you to know that. even when i am just being a
sparkle-heart-anon: fuck-usag: I wrote over 2600 words on my thesis today. No i am not joking or kidding. No I am not on any drugs or even caffeine. I just sat down and wrote. This is hands down the most productive day of my life. We will never see
nyannerz: NEW holiday themed video very cool No I am not affiliated with Fakku, it was just jokes. The whole video is a joke. Funny comedy. Anime cartoon humor. Sexy nakey butt.
rornannova: marinashutup: tandess: sometimes i remember out of nowhere that some old ass grown married dude cheated on his wife with kristen stewart and she had to issue a public apology and i am so angry i have to stop whatever i was doing to just
Sometimes I’m not actually sure my brain functions, doesn’t stop me from using it, theres just consequences…
werewolfpresbyterian: yd12k: flavoracle: Twitter has a 140 character limit, yet I still found a way to tell one of the longest and most obnoxious knock-knock jokes of all time within a single tweet. I am more proud of this accomplishment than any
I rubbed my nose because it itched and one of my septum balls just fell right the fuck off. so I go to the bathroom to look in the mirror and screw it back on and I drop it down the fucking sink fuck my life what am I even alive for wow
are-you-a-shelter:I am a fan of when a comedian uses his or her platform to not only tell a joke but just speak truth within the context of that joke.
i-am-andreea: Marcel Kittel on Facebook No joke! Latest sports science says that we have to cool our bodies with ice (cream)! I love science!!!
fl0ppyfish: lauratw: i am dead! i just JIZZED no joke he’s so nommable!& jack in the back :’) I love this pictures! Just JIZZ!
dollymyfolly: I’m the type of person who holds on to ticket stubs and photos and presses flowers but never puts them into a scrapbook I just have them scattered everywhere which brilliantly illustrates how I’m a sentimental piece of shit who can’t
I am slightly dissapointed that I haven’t got a ‘You haven’t drawn Yang in so long? Xiao Long?’ question yet
staminanspark:just guys bein’ dudes
tastefullyoffensive: This girl wins Halloween. (via manda-lee23) Nah this isn’t tastefully offensive this shit is just outright offensive and cruel. Mail order brides are not a fucking joke because these are real women and girls who are sold into
![littleblackchat: [I am Chat Noir and I approve this message.] I’M NOT ONLY SHIPPING TRASH, I’M ALSO PUN TRASH. And don’t take this too seriously, I mostly just wanted to make the joke lol. PS enjoy a chibi self portrait of me.](https://40.media.tumblr.com/3fca0a6934174b4bc8e53d46932d77f7/tumblr_nyzjxesJZ91umu459o1_250.png)
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